We thought Playboy was joking when they posted Marge Simpson’s photo as their new cover-”girl” for the November issue. I guess we could be wrong too, sometimes 
Today, the other pictures of Mama Marge is floating the web and guess what? The said mag will cover a detailed review of Marge’s model-data along with some of her comma-inducing posts… Wearing only a silky lingerie which will surely make the eyes of simpson-perverts, feisty again.
Uhmm? Are we talking about a human by the way?
Well, if you still don’t know who is Marge Simpson then get ready for the pictures you’re going to see! (click to enlarge)
If your eyes are getting too big already and still ain’t seeing Marge’s vital-statistics “she” submitted to playboy’s official model data sheet for this November, then let us help you with that one.
Name: Marge Simpson
Bust: 26 / Waist: 26 / Hips: 26
Height: 6’6 (with hair)
Weight: Rosy err Nosy?
Birth Date: Very Nosy?
Birth Place: Outside the aquarium
Ambitions: Just one: To one day be the president… of the Ladies Garden Club of East Springfield
Turn-on: Having enough saucers for your cups
Turnoffs: Slim men who work out regularly and take care of their bodies whose _ _ _ muscles gleam in the sun when they take off their shirts.
Three Tv-shows I Never Miss: I tape and watch all the nightly news shows shows so that none of the anchors feel left out.
Brunch or Lunch: I would NEVER do brunch! That’s like cheating on breakfast and lunch!
What I Value Most in Life: Our great country and the freedoms enshrined in its Constitution allowing you to print this _ _ _ _!
Okay we tried our best to use our magnifying glasses but some words of Marge are really “hard” to read-on.
Food for thought:
It’s said that on November, The Simpsons will be celebrating their 20th year anniversary and as Hugh Hefner being their Number one Fan since 1990. I’m sure he wouldn’t missed this for the world! even for her bunny playmates that jump away, out from her mansion! Peace 
Could you see the resemblance?
(sources: pe, pe , perezz hilton, wikipedia)
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June 1st, 2010 at 1:58 am
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