Unless you live in the cold mountains of the Himalayas then you probably heard about the recent controversies of Tiger Woods, from his car-crash accident up to to the hidden-mistresses that the media keeps on digging; Not to mention all these chaffers happened on a span of one week only! Crazy as it may seems, some people still have time to create parodies about Woods. Personally some are funny but others are really horrible but make no mistake! All  pokes Mr. Woods up to the bone! One could say that these people are just riding with the ‘buzz’ ‘coz as of this moment, it seems  anyone or anything that is related to Woods gets an instant boost of fame.

So here we are collecting the parodies all related to Tiger, and mind you they are ‘very easy’ to find. So let’s begin now shall we?

On Youtube, a Taiwanese news station has re-enacted the ‘Tiger Woods car crash accident’ in full animation. Impressively, they even tried to do a simulation on how did Elin Nordegren confronted Woods about his alleged affairs with other women (One of them is Rachel Uchitel) Here’s the video. (If you know how to speak Taiwanese then lucky for you!)

Now, the funny thing here is the concept of the video is all based on the mix-theories of different news medium sprouting the web. Just like the idea that Woods was ‘running away from’ his wife due to a heated fight on the night of thanksgiving. Sadly, that scenario was still not verified until today, therefore it can’t be a basis of the truth.

Hilariously, this Taiwan News report crew bought it, like it was the most authenticated news of all time! Isn’t that amazing?

Speaking of videos, the next one is a commercial clip made by an airline company called SpiritAir. Sounds, like when you go up in the air you will become a spirit when you landed, right? (Oups, can’t help myself on giving that comment)

Anyway, the ads is very short which is entitled “Eye of the tiger sale”. See the video

Grr, If you are the customer, would you buy that cheap type of ads? I must say the clip was too short to be even called as an advertisement. Like I said above,  I think it would be better if SpiritAir made a commercial about people riding the spiritair planes then when they landed, passengers will become spirits. Now, that would be more interesting, wouldn’t it? .. Okay, next!

At this point I must say, the two videos above weren’t so cool (pardon for the disappointment) Anyway to compensate for the loss, this succeeding Woods parody might just make your day ‘complete’ ! Here’s to say the video is about the voicemail made by Woods to Jaimee Grubbss (another mistress) which was ‘as usual’ tapped/grabbed/digged by an anonymous guy and spread the ‘good news’  to the media. Which we all know could lead to another brilliant mockery. Don’t we just love the news? Here’s the clip,  a contemplated remix of slow-jam RnB type of sensation. Enjoy!

Now, I can hear you folks laughing!,,, Maybe..!

So that’s it for the video, now let’s move on to a different kind of ‘thing’ more exactly its a game kind of thing. Yes guys! Even flash-game developers know how to jive with the so-called ‘15 minute of fame’ syndrome. Behold! The Tiger Woods Flash Games of the week! Let’s start with addictinggame’s ‘Tiger Parking Slam!’.

If you think that intro is too small for your eyes to see, let us do the honor to narrate it. It goes something like this, ‘Why does tiger drive in the wee hours of the morning? Obviously, he is sleep-driving dreaming of a new championship: Neighborhood Parking.’ Now, Isn’t that genius guys? Here’s another excerpt from the site. ‘Tiger always is looking for a new championship to win – even when he’s sleeping! Do some nocturnal parking like Tiger. Maybe you can avoid the fire hydrants…’ Speaking of on your face blow! In the face of Woods. Oh just play the game on the site, Btw, that game requires no I.Q

Oh no we crash! Here’s what it looks like after (pardon if we somehow spoil your fun!)

Now that face of Woods during the car crash was obviously cooked-up by the developer of the game, Not bad for a pose indeed! Not to mention Woods is on the verge on being hit by a golf club, just don’t hit those pearly-whites!

By the way, congratulations to the 159K people (and rising) who got lured on playing this game. Once again, curiosity kills the cat!

As the saying goes, “it takes two to tango”. Yes indeed! Now that Break.com had also unveiled a newly uploaded game called ‘Tiger Woods Wife Outrun’ but this time the people who got dumbfound by this game is now reaching half a million! Curiosity really did kill the cat this time!

To play: Tiger Woods gets caught again with his mistress and needs your help in escaping an angry golf swing from his wife Elin Nordegrin. Now, Isn’t that hilarious?

I must say, out of all the ‘booringness’ I am suffering while writing this article, I had a good laugh on this game! If you’re a good observer you can see the ones you are avoiding are all connected to the Woods-Scandal. The baby, the fire-hydrant, the trophies.. Laugh out Loud! Now I don’t know why is there a rock on that obstacle course? Oh I almost forgot! On the 1st picture above, it seems woods is driving with a girl that looks something like.. Voila!

Rachel Uchitel.. ah yes, those thick-pouty lips won’t deceive the eyes of our dear readers… Maybe!

So what’s next for Tiger Woods? Ah yes, we even have collected a christmas picture a.k.a christmas card wherein the face of Woods was horrendously edited. It was just recently posted this day (Dec 5, 2009)

Now, there’s something about this picture that didn’t make us laugh. Well, let’s just say the editing was like done by a 5 year old kid who is just starting to know how to use Photoshop. And second, the dude who make this image shouldn’t have include the term ‘Christmas’ on his hope to spread this image over the net. I must say this ruins the thought of the holidays.. Didn’t it?

Btw, Advance Merry Christmas to you buddy! Your Tiger Woods Christmas Card is spreading now virally!

Updates: December 6, 2009 EST

And lo! Saturday Night Live ‘gang’ are now joining the buzz to let’s say, promote their ’seems to be fading’ sitcom of the 90’s’. So what’s the theme of the night? What else but to ridicule Tiger Woods from his Thanksgiving accident to the finding of his mistresses!

What makes this skit a little pleasurable to watch is they cast Blake Lively (Serena Van Woodersen of Gossip Girls) for the role of Elin Nordegren. It seems to me that SNL is trying to use pop-teens today like Taylor Swift to make their ‘a little bit fall in the hood’ show more appealing to view.

In one skit, actor Jason Sudeikis portrayed Wolf Blitzer on CNN’s “Situation Room” reporting on a news conference that Woods (played by Kenan Thompson) and his wife (played by host Blake Lively) were holding outside his home. After Woods admitted to “multiple” transgressions, his wife looked surprised and the screen quickly shifted back to Blitzer.

Note: NBC is banning ‘youtube-heroes’ for uploading the clip. Although, we salvage a piece, we don’t guarantee that it will last long enough. On the brightside, you can always search for the query “Tiger Woods SNL” to check if there’s another clip uploaded, mind you these ‘youtube-heroes’ are very persistent

Okay the December 11, 2009 Updates you have all been waiting for! Okay so I keep my mouth zipped now and bring the tiger to the table. Keep in mind that there’s plenty of room for one bite!

The Tiger Woods Sex-Tape… sort of…

It should be tiger on the woods ‘giving some love’ tape.. Next!

The very ‘wise’ Taiwanese crew team are back and this time they are in for some more tiger-wood animating fun! Keep in mind that the production of this video is let’s just say, “one sided” and you may be scratching your head and ask yourselves, ‘does the producer of this clip know what ‘he/she’ is doing?’ Oh well, at least the news-crew is making us laugh again, don’t they?

Hooray for those clips, it sure made our I.Q dropped again to your level.. We appreciate the offer, see you guys next time!

Next will be David Letterman’s Tiger Woods Top Ten with our Professor Langdon a.k.a Forrest Gump a.k.a again, ah Mr. Tom Hanks!

Hmm, there’s something mysterious about this video. It seems when I’m just about to laugh there’s a reason I find not to? Maybe that’s what you get when you combine oil with water, and splat! they just can’t help but to repel each other.

Let’s have a pause:

After all  the mockery we have presented to you, (like us) I’m sure you were surprised also, especially now that you see there were so many parodies already made about Mr. Woods on that short period of time. Impressively, people embraced it with open arms! Something tells me that after Woods and whole world moved-on with this chapter. The only thing that the public will remember is, how they ‘laugh’ about the issue. But then again my gut tells me that these parodies are just the beginning. These type of attacks don’t fade until the fire is still burning. On Wood’s case, I think he will have a very, very ‘special’ and memorable Christmas this year..

And yes the Accepture Ads made by an ‘editor’ in Huffington.. In case you haven’t heard about it, then you might want to see the new ad campaign of Mr. Woods!

..Sort of…

Stay tune for more Paradoxical updates.

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