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Welcome to our first edition of Pinoy Tutorial “What if” articles. A compilation of juicy controversies and non political point of views.
Most of our “what if” articles feature political figures and well known individuals. Our purpose is to “stir” your brain cells and add spark on your creative imagination.
Is it true?
It may or may not be politically correct. Our intention is not to reveal what are honest and truthful but to let our readers decide for themselves. There could be bits and pieces of valid information you would discover here. But, the point is to help you think deeper what these individuals could be hiding from you.
Purpose?
We believe that sarcasm and humor makes you learn something better. So, let’s have some fun doing this, alright?
First on our list is one of the most scandalous politician and well known actor, former and ousted President Joseph “Erap” Estrada. It was already in the newspost of the Daily Inquirer that “Erap” was almost sure (99.9%) of running for President. To know more other events on Erap Estrada visit our lifebytes section.
Let’s go to the BIG question now:
What if Erap becomes President again?
Think hard my fellow pinoy countrymen. The 2010 elections is just around the corner and we are smelling something “fishy” on Erap’s camp.
And just like any TRAPO (Traditional Politicians), Erap promises every “good and great” things for the Philippines. But have you really think what will happen if he wins?
1. Erap will get an unconditional pardon for his crimes
2. PAOCTF will be reborn and Ping Lacson will be its head
3. Erap will make “Jueteng” legal and will replace the Philippine lottery
4. First Gentleman Mike Arroyo will be sued and will go to Jail (great!)
5. The Philippines will have a new record “The Number 1 Most corrupt country in the world”
6. Erap will make FPJ a National Hero
7. GMA will be charged of wire tapping and corruption (another good news!)
8. Jinggoy will become Vice President
9. Ai-ai will become Philippines’ National Artist
10. Erap will become the wealthiest Filipino alive
11. Aling Dionisia will be the next MTRCB chairman
Last but not the least, Deputy Officer Chavit Singson will fly to the Artic region and start a fortune on selling BIG FISHES.
Not convince yet?
Check-out Erap’s newest commercial. We elaborated some hidden messages your eyes missed.
So now, are you still thinking “ambiguously” if the deposed Former President will/will not run for President? We give you again this question: What if Erap becomes President once more? What will happen to the Philippines?
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October 8th, 2009 at 9:09 am
If he becomes president again, this country is officially hopeless! Here's what I think: http://glennpaoloagoopio.blogspot.com/search/labe...