Who could have missed the face of this guy?

His “heroic” tales still echoes in the minds of Filipinos even for some foreigners too! From the top of the line celebrity scandals, up to becoming the proclaimed “Philippine’s National XXX star”. Hayden Kho sure is the life of the gossip for young and old pinoys today.

It’s also worth including that this “gentle” lad revolutionizes the word scandal, kathrina halili and of course his name in the trends of Google’s most hottest topic for Philippines 2009. Because of him Philippines is once again coined as one of the most scandalous countries in Asia.

Surely, Hayden Kho keeps spinning the head of Pinoys right round, right round (faster than Flo Rida’s hit song “right round”)

Today, Hayden Kho stored another surprise for Filipinos. After all of his “misadventures” in his life, Mr. Kho is planning to go back school and study LAW…

Woh, wait a minute bros and sisters! Are we talking about the Legal Law? The one who decides the right or wrong, good or bad? The protector of the sheep against the wolf? Oh this is very interesting.

Well, I guess it’s time to create some ramblings again and ask yourselves: “What if Hayden Kho becomes a lawyer?”

Don’t you worry, we will be giving you some selections for you to pick, in case you get lost.

Let’s start now shall we?

1. Mr. Kho will be the youngest attorney ever to received the “medal of dis-honor” amongst his colleagues of lawyers.
2. The first lawyer who will protect “maniacs” out from helpless bonnie lasses.
3. One of the heroic judges who will die just to “ trash” the anti-voyeurism bill in the Philippines.
4. If Mr. Kho manage to become a chief-justice, he will be the first judge to pass a bill called “pro-voyeurism”.
5. The first Filipino who became a doctor, a singer an endorser, a celebrity, an actor and a lawyer (try to beat that record!)
6. Mr. Kho will become the stuff of legends for LEGALIZING (porn, adult related materials, XXX stuff, public scandals etc.) in the Philippines!
7. The first lawyer who will legalized “kama-sutra” in nurseries books. (If ever someone create that)
8. All rape-related charges for the past 40 years up to the present will all be waived. (because its just “Acts of Love”
9. Will make Philippines, as “The most scandalous places on Earth”.
10. Following What-If no. 9: Philippines will be the home for the richest adult-film makers. Swearing to pay the debt of Philippines because of the chivalrous protection of Judge Kho.

Some video to help you reminisce the highlights of Mr. Kho’s legacy

Pardon me If I cover only few of what Mr. Kho could have accomplished if he will become a lawyer. I left the other “what-if” for you to think guys, I am quite sure your head is good at this type of stories.

So what do you think?

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