If you have been missing the life out there, I mean real life! Such as a walk in the park with friends or your best bud (may it be a dog or a person). Have you been stuck at home updating your Friendster, Facebook, Twitter or MySpace? You have been so into your Social Networking life that you forgot that there’s another life outside your door.
The question is, are you sick and tired or better yet so fed up staring at your monitor checking the latest buzz about whoever? That you have thought of deleting your account but since you have a thousand friends you know it will take you forever to delete your account so it’s a Catch 22 situation for you.
But then again, have you ever thought that it’s not just you who is experiencing this life threatening situation so somebody should have invented something to make the “killing of your social networking life” easier? Has it ever crossed you mind that what I am saying can now be reality?
With all the Social Networking site nowadays, that most probably each of these sites has your name and email address on file (meaning you are certified member)it is time consuming to update and keep all accounts active! That’s why you have been missing the real thing and who knows the events that has been happening outside your door is the most memorable moment for the people you cherish most! Sad to say ‘you just missed it’!
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So if you have been wanting to banish from the world of Social Website (like you never existed) but don’t want to go thru the hassle of deleting each friend, each post and picture you have on your Online account? (this would be a lot of work for someone who has 5 different accounts from different websites) But don’t worry with the technology we have right now I’m sure some wise dude out there has already found the answer to your most awaited suicidal attempt (I am not talking about you God given life alright!) this time your attempt will be a very successful one for sure!
Are you ready for the answer? Of course you are, introducing the ‘Web 2.0 Suicide Machine” (I have to sound like I’m one of those peeps on the Home TV shopping channel)
The Web 2.0 suicide machine will solve all your Social Networking suicidal needs! This amazing software will end all your worries, it will delete all your info and details on that pesky website (that was your life before) so you start living the real life. A life spent with people that you really care the most! Here is a video of an ecstatic social networking site fan using Web 2.0 suicide for real.
Disclaimer: Once you use this program everything will be permanent. Once the process start say good bye to everything, the program CAN NOT be stopped. Proceed at your own risk!
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